open rp post;

[acperience]

FANDOM; (alternatively, anyone from my muselist, though the above are the ones I most actively want to play right now)   OC; (again, alternatively, anyone from my muselist that I have a journal for)   List the character you want in the subject header and give a prompt or idea, unless you really want me to come up with one (though in that case you probably shouldn't expect anything for a while—).

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[proactively]

[Seiya honestly has no idea why most people would actually want to work here without first being held at gunpoint, but he's not going to be too picky about fresh meat!! It's too late for Minato to run away now...

(Also yeah sorry Minato, they're too broke to pay you.)

Still, he should try and refrain from scaring the newbie, and with Sento and Moffle absent at the moment, now's the perfect chance to pretend that there are, in fact, reasonable people on staff. Said group of reasonable people consists mainly of him, but details.

So, 'sup, Minato. Your manager approaches! Be honoured, he took a moment out of his busy day to grace you with his presence—]

Ah, you're the new guy? Thanks for your work. [...] Arisato Minato, right?

[messianic]

[(Thank goodness he's here for the social links and not the money.)

It's a little awkward, considering he's the only one here when there should be some other people, but Minato takes it in stride; he nods, one hand in his pocket casually, acceptingly.]

That's right.

[He tilts his head, thoughtful and questioning; he's gotten a lot of names in a very short period of time, so he can't be 100% sure he knows this guy's name either.]

It's nice to meet you.

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[wtf how dare you not know his name HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON HERE!! (okay no that's probably Latifa but he can pretend)

Placing his hands on his hips, Seiya looks around, because guess who hasn't been informed about EVERYONE ELSE BAILING yet.]

I thought you were part of a batch, though... Do you know where everyone else is? They aren't bullying you, are they?

[messianic]

Ah...no. Probably.

[Probably???

He doesn't think they're coming back. Sorry, friendo.]

They left. [...] I don't think they're coming back.

[This is just this park's luck, not that Minato knows it.]

[1/2]

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[...]

[2/3]

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Ha—ha!

[Goddamnit.]

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[... Anyhow.]

I... see. Well, that's unfortunate. However, it just proves that only you, apparently, have the fortitude to make it here. Working for an amusement park isn't easy, you know.

[Especially when it's this park, Seiya thinks but elects not to say out loud for some reason!!

DRAMATIC POINTING AT MINATO.]

After all, you have to be prepared to carry the burden of children's hopes and dreams! [Which probably sometimes died here in the past.] You have the look of someone who can handle that, though.

[pls don't leave, you actually seem sane (?)]

[messianic]

[Ah.... he's a little concerned when Seiya starts to laugh, but he recovers admirably. Minato almost wants to cheer him on for it? It's a great recovery, but ultimately he decides it might be a bit misunderstood and keeps it to himself.

He blinks when Seiya points dramatically at him, and then nods placidly. Probably... not completely the sort of reaction that could've been hope for after such a dramatic statement, but cut him some slack.]

Got it. [THE BURDEN OF CHILDREN'S HOPES AND DREAMS....he can do that. Probably.

For good measure he thumbs up cheesily.]

I'll do my best to make their hopes and dreams come true. [That would probably be more impressive if he wasn't so deadpan.... he can't help it though.]

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[... Seiya would say that they'd work on it, but seeing Sento's progress (or lack thereof), he's not too optimistic...

He nods.]

Good. [...] So, think you're any good at entertaining guests? We probably can't just have you cleaning forever...

[messianic]

[Yeah...at least Seiya's used to this.

Minato just pauses at that, considering it, before he offers up a scrupulously honest:]

I'm pretty good at talking to people, I think.

[...but]

I've never tried to entertain, though.

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Hmm. Of course, you can always learn. In fact [a flourish of his arm!], spend enough time around me, and it might rub off onto you.

[You'll never be as amazing as him, though. Sorry, Minato.]

... Except as the manager, I'm too busy to be hanging around a single volunteer all the time, so you'll have to learn from someone else.

[...]

Though even if it turns out that you can't entertain—but try, first!—how good are you, uh... at pacifying people?

[Maybe he can discreetly place Minato somewhere near Moffle...]

[messianic]

[Oh...so it is manager-san... he'd been wondering. He's not sure if the rubbing off thing is a joke.

He thinks...maybe not. Not going to say anything. Right. Okay.]

"Pacifying"...?

[Uh...]

I think... I might need a little more information.

[WHAT IS HE GETTING SIGNED UP FOR]

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[UMMMM]

You know how creating a magical land of dreams for the children is our first and foremost priority, right?

[messianic]

[UMMMM WHERE ARE WE GOING HERE.]

...Yes, you mentioned that...

[???]

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[MMMMMMM]

So it then follows that we can't have anything break that image, right? Especially from our own staff?

[messianic]

[UHMMMMMMM]

Right...of course. That makes sense...

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[............]

If it looks like anyone—especially someone who's supposed to be a cute, lovable mascot—is about to beat someone up, stop them.

... Seriously, stop them. It'd be a PR disaster.

[1/3]

[messianic]

Oh, all right, if a cute, lovable mascot is--

[messianic]

[what.

the actual fuck

what]

[3/3]

[messianic]

[...Ahem.]

What's the limit on the use of force?

[Minato?]

[proactively]

[ARMS IN AN X IN FRONT OF HIM]

No violence!

... In front of the guests, anyway. If you have to use force, try to play it off as an act.

[messianic]

[It was probably a joke but it's really hard to tell, isn't it.]

Okay.

[He nods, understandingly, and:]

I think I can do that.

[The violence or the helping with interventions....we just don't know...]

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[... Minato sadly probably fits right in with the park staff. Seiya's desperately praying it won't come down to that, regardless...]

A-Anyway! If... things end up escalating, go find Sento Isuzu. You know who that is?

[messianic]

[A thoughtful pause, and then he nods.]

Ah...yes. Sento-san was the one who recruited us.

[A beat. He glances around.]

...Me.

[Yes.]

I can find her if things get difficult.

[proactively]

[He nods. If there's a twitch at the reminder that ALL OF THEIR VOLUNTEERS EXCEPT MINATO FLED, he's pretending that nope, everything's fine.]

Good. If things get out of control, Sento will handle it. If she's not in the area, though, try to use her only as a... last resort.

[No, he's not explaining what he means. You don't need to know about once-a-year memory wipes, Minato.......]