open rp post;

[acperience]

FANDOM; (alternatively, anyone from my muselist, though the above are the ones I most actively want to play right now)   OC; (again, alternatively, anyone from my muselist that I have a journal for)   List the character you want in the subject header and give a prompt or idea, unless you really want me to come up with one (though in that case you probably shouldn't expect anything for a while—).

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[messianic]

[Yeah...at least Seiya's used to this.

Minato just pauses at that, considering it, before he offers up a scrupulously honest:]

I'm pretty good at talking to people, I think.

[...but]

I've never tried to entertain, though.

[proactively]

Hmm. Of course, you can always learn. In fact [a flourish of his arm!], spend enough time around me, and it might rub off onto you.

[You'll never be as amazing as him, though. Sorry, Minato.]

... Except as the manager, I'm too busy to be hanging around a single volunteer all the time, so you'll have to learn from someone else.

[...]

Though even if it turns out that you can't entertain—but try, first!—how good are you, uh... at pacifying people?

[Maybe he can discreetly place Minato somewhere near Moffle...]

[messianic]

[Oh...so it is manager-san... he'd been wondering. He's not sure if the rubbing off thing is a joke.

He thinks...maybe not. Not going to say anything. Right. Okay.]

"Pacifying"...?

[Uh...]

I think... I might need a little more information.

[WHAT IS HE GETTING SIGNED UP FOR]

[proactively]

[UMMMM]

You know how creating a magical land of dreams for the children is our first and foremost priority, right?

[messianic]

[UMMMM WHERE ARE WE GOING HERE.]

...Yes, you mentioned that...

[???]

[proactively]

[MMMMMMM]

So it then follows that we can't have anything break that image, right? Especially from our own staff?

[messianic]

[UHMMMMMMM]

Right...of course. That makes sense...

[proactively]

[............]

If it looks like anyone—especially someone who's supposed to be a cute, lovable mascot—is about to beat someone up, stop them.

... Seriously, stop them. It'd be a PR disaster.

[1/3]

[messianic]

Oh, all right, if a cute, lovable mascot is--

[messianic]

[what.

the actual fuck

what]

[3/3]

[messianic]

[...Ahem.]

What's the limit on the use of force?

[Minato?]

[proactively]

[ARMS IN AN X IN FRONT OF HIM]

No violence!

... In front of the guests, anyway. If you have to use force, try to play it off as an act.

[messianic]

[It was probably a joke but it's really hard to tell, isn't it.]

Okay.

[He nods, understandingly, and:]

I think I can do that.

[The violence or the helping with interventions....we just don't know...]

[proactively]

[... Minato sadly probably fits right in with the park staff. Seiya's desperately praying it won't come down to that, regardless...]

A-Anyway! If... things end up escalating, go find Sento Isuzu. You know who that is?

[messianic]

[A thoughtful pause, and then he nods.]

Ah...yes. Sento-san was the one who recruited us.

[A beat. He glances around.]

...Me.

[Yes.]

I can find her if things get difficult.

[proactively]

[He nods. If there's a twitch at the reminder that ALL OF THEIR VOLUNTEERS EXCEPT MINATO FLED, he's pretending that nope, everything's fine.]

Good. If things get out of control, Sento will handle it. If she's not in the area, though, try to use her only as a... last resort.

[No, he's not explaining what he means. You don't need to know about once-a-year memory wipes, Minato.......]

[messianic]

[SORRY... SORRY SEIYA...]

... If you say so.

[ ?? ??? ??? why tho]

It sounds as though there are a lot of... [...problems? Issues? Sordid details?] ...quirks to this park.

[proactively]

[hahahHAHA just your imagination minato

SPREADING HIS ARMS APART]

Well, a theme park should be at least a little quirky or it won't stand out.

[not sidestepping what minato really means, nope]

[messianic]

[Well, he can't deny that?? So sure, he'll roll with it.]

I guess you're right.

[A slow nod.]

Then I'll try to keep the violent quirks to a minimum, like you said. [He's kind of onto things now...BUT he's okay with it anyway?

Sure, fine.]