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[acperience]

FANDOM; (alternatively, anyone from my muselist, though the above are the ones I most actively want to play right now)   OC; (again, alternatively, anyone from my muselist that I have a journal for)   List the character you want in the subject header and give a prompt or idea, unless you really want me to come up with one (though in that case you probably shouldn't expect anything for a while—).

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[zeitnot]

Put her here. [ ready to receive duck...! ]

[worlds]

[he's not quite sure why you'd put a duck in a scarf but]

All right-y.

[placing duck in scarf...!]

... buries face in hands

[afflictive]

[... There isn't supposed to be anyone here.

—Which is why Fujimaru doesn't hesitate to point his gun/launcher/thing at Mitsuhide.]

Who the hell are you?

[zeitnot]

[ surprisingly, he doesn't follow-up with a smart-alec remark. even though something like 'oh, she'd make perfect emergency rations' is right on the tip of his tongue.

instead, he quietly tries to wipe a bit of the oily sewage off of the duckling. he does this carefully, like he's used to handling things gently and with great apparent concern.

quack '-' ]

/pat pat

[cavaliering]

[WHOA THERE.

At the first sign of a threat, Mitsuhide does the knightly thing and prepares for battle--

Okay no he doesn't, he raises his hands with a sheepish smile and looks as nonthreatening as possible.]

My name is Mitsuhide. Who are you?

[worlds]

... I knew you cared!

[zeitnot]

Congrats, you've witnessed me giving a fuck.

Did you want a medal or something?

[worlds]

No, the memory of you tending to the duck is good enough of a reward for me.

[it's hard to tell whether he's being sarcastic or sincerely means it.]

[zeitnot]

Ahhh, it's embarrassing, how big of a deal you're making out of this! [ he... flatly does not sound embarrassed at all fyi ]

I don't remember ever saying that I didn't care. [ as he lifts a fluffy duckling, all cleaned up, and places it on his shoulder. quack quack. ]

[worlds]

I know. It's just nice to have confirmation!

[zeitnot]

Ah.

Trust issues.

[worlds]

[blink]

Come again?

[zeitnot]

Ye of little faith in innate human goodness, could I trouble you to rescue seven more ducklings from the sewer?

Like, they're still waiting.

[worlds]

[a salute]

Aye aye, guardian of ducklings. I'll do my best.

[zeitnot]

If you successfully complete this task, I shall dub you guardian of ducklings #2.

[worlds]

I'll do my best to live up to that honour!

[aaaaaaaaand reaching back down into gutter]

[zeitnot]

[ as he lounges around up here with a fluffy duckling on his shoulder ]

Want me to make small-talk while you go be all heroic? Or are you good with just a meaningful silence.

let me take out the TRASH for you

[toughfront]

[ It's not as if Gunjou asked for this. Really, who would have expected this to happen in the first place? It appears that TEAM HERO has a day off today... (Provided that a girl doesn't turn into a labyrinth today. That's always fun).

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me BUT THEY'RE AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK UNTIL TOLD OTHERWISE!!!

Shiro went to check out something that's probably important (and of course Himi and Yousuke went with). Kiri went to buy some ice cream and just never came back. Well, it is summer so she probably just got caught up in the line... But it's been at least twenty minutes. No, it must have been more than half an hour.

So now it's just Gunjou and Shinnosuke, standing by all these rides and not riding any of them. One of them was dragged here against their own will and another also dragged here (but not really against their own will). Can you guess which one?

Yeah. Is this like karaoke again? Probably. ]

Hey... they're taking a long time, aren't they?

[ This is so bothersome. She just wants to go and play. ]

hehe

[insincerely]

[Honestly, why is he here? He doesn't have time for such pointless, light-hearted antics.

... Actually, that's a pointless question. He knows very well why he's here, and the reasons start with the name of every single one of his companions except the girl here with him right now.

(Note to self: definitely kill Shiro and the others the next time they're in a labyrinth, damn it...).]

Yeah, and for your sake, I hope you're good at entertaining yourself.

[Because if the others aren't coming back anytime soon, this is the perfect time to leave. Of course, without a spell, he can't do it quite as quickly, and there's the possibility of Gunjou stabbing him in the back, but this isn't like karaoke. Escape is within his reach—

And so he's moving to walk away, yep.]

(/w\)

[toughfront]

W-Wait!

[ She calls out immediately, despite the fact that she has absolutely no idea what to say next. The great genius Gunjou admitting she might want to stick around for just a few more minutes? Pish posh! But she better think fast if she wants him to stay, otherwise she'll just look stupid walking around alone. RIGHT!

SHE POINTS TO THE CLIMAX OF THE ROLLER COASTER. It's the perfect disguise, topped off with screaming currently ringing out from the people about to slowly make it to the top. ]

I challenge you to go on that roller coaster with me! ... L-Listen, not everyone is brave enough to go on. It's the highest roller coaster in the world to date. [ A TEST OF COURAGE. THAT SHOULD BE A GOOD EXCUSE, RIGHT? By now the people on the ride are zooming down and the screaming is loud and persistent. Very scary.

Actually, wait. Why would she know something like that? ] For someone like you it should be no problem, right?

[insincerely]

[............ oh no he is not letting her goad him into this.

NAMELY BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO GOAD HER INTO NOT DOING IT FIRST.]

Should the amazing genius Mizuiro Gunjou, who's at the top of the class with twenty sponsors, really be wasting her time with trifling matters like these?

[toughfront]

I-It'd be more of a waste since we're already here!

[ He has a point, but she has to press on if she wants to get her way.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN, SHINNOSUKE! ]

Anyways, who do you think I am? [ PUFFS UP PROUDLY. ] I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important. It can't be helped, we can only train in this way while we're here. Next we'll go to the Haunted House to build up awareness too!

[insincerely]

[HE IS GOING TO DO HIS BEST.]

My, I wasn't aware a Haunted House meant to scare little children was comparable to a labyrinth.

[... Though maybe he can fool her if he agrees to go and then escapes while her guard is down... Hmm. If he continues arguing with her like this, Shiro or one of the others will return and drag him into whatever silly thing they have in mind, after all—and needless to say, it's better to take his chances with one enemy than multiple.

As things stand, if it's just Gunjou, he can deal with her. But if she has backup from Shiro, Kiri, and everyone else, then escape becomes impossible.

He doesn't have much time. He needs to come up with the right tactic soon...]

[toughfront]

What?

[ She realizes she's made a huge mistake and now he has room to tease her. This guy is annoying... but he did save her. Although, too caught up with bickering, that's in the back of her mind at this very moment. Even if she's obviously flustered and angry, Gunjou just glares and argues right back. Her usual self, really. ]

I told you, this is the only thing we have right now! It would be nothing for someone like me, so we should just get it over with as quickly as possible. Then we could go home.

[insincerely]

[In other words, she totally wants to do it.]

And why do we have to delay our return home by going through this stupid thing in the first place, hmm?