log; i don't even know

[oaf]

[This is probably one of the weirdest guild requests L'Arc has ever gotten but whatever money is money!!!

So yeah. Knocking once and then BARGING INTO THE HOUSE like all good video game characters.]

Hello?

Comments

[cherisher]

Why not?

[IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, TOO, IS THAT HOW IT IS.

also wow are you saying he wouldn't have gone to see the Lightning Leon if he had a choice!?]

[oaf]

Because Serge is Leon!

[EVEN IF L'ARC WISHES HE WEREN'T—]

And sure, you look kinda like a younger version of him, but... gah, this doesn't make any sense!

[Urge to bang head, rising.

... WELL HIS DREAMS MIGHT'VE BEEN CRUSHED EVEN FURTHER, SO.]

[cherisher]

Who's Serge?

[IS THIS GUY ON CRACK?

-- a . . . younger version . . . might as well have said "father" instead. His face noticeably drops a little at that.]

Never mind. This is crazy, and it's hurting my head. You're not a very good babysitter.

[oaf]

Well... you, I guess. And you're not exactly the best... babysittee either. But I'll agree with you on that this is just weird.

... Though that was obvious from the moment you claimed that the old man is still alive.

[cherisher]

[ . . .

Uh-huh. Going in one ear and out the other.]

Who are you again?

[oaf]

[Brat...]

... L'Arc.

[Unsure about this WILL HE BREAK LEON'S BRAIN.]

1/8

[cherisher]

[L'Arc.

Never heard of hi -- ]

2/8

[cherisher]

[Waaaaaaaaait.]

3/8

[cherisher]

[Rex is married to Elena, and last time they'd visited she'd been waiting on an unborn child. It's been a few months, but they're such an energetic couple with all their enthusiasm. In fact, Rex had shared with Leon a few possible names . . .

Wasn't one of the boy names they decided on "L'Arc?"]

4/8

[cherisher]

[Pfffsh. That's stupid. There's no way L'Arc Lagoon could be in front of him, older and so totally uncool.]

5/8

[cherisher]

[ . . . did he just think about the possibility that this could be Rex and Elena's son.

That's wrong. So wrong -- ]

6/8

[cherisher]

-- babies aren't born grown-up!

7/8

[cherisher]

[ . . . ]

8/8 HE DONE GOOFED.

[cherisher]

[ . . . no.]

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[oaf]

[what does he even say to that.

He's torn between groaning, banging his head on the wall, or bursting into laughter.]

... Did you figure that out all by yourself?

c:

[cherisher]

[do any of those and he will cut you.

But quickly -- ]

Forget what I said. Your name just took me by surprise.

jae this is so horrible i don't even

[oaf]

... You know, I'm really glad I knew beforehand that you weren't all that great, or else I might actually be crying right now.

But I'm curious: why is that? It's not exactly a common name, after all.

[trololololol he knows something you don't—]

horrible is great, you know this.

[cherisher]

What!?

[WORST BABYSITTER EVER. Huffing, he turns and crosses his arms. A la Cecille, L'Arc. A la Cecille.]

I'm not answering after that.

... sob this is true.

[oaf]

[... Yeah, he is so telling Cecille this just to see how she'll react to knowing she acted like Serge when he was little—

ALSO, IGNORING.]

I mean, it's not like I told you my full name or anything.

[jan]

[cherisher]

[WHIPPING BACK AROUND WITH UNFOLDED ARMS.]

Tell me your last name is Uncool.

[jae]

[oaf]

Only if yours is Loser.

[jan]!!

[cherisher]

I don't have a last name!

[hello orphan]

[jae]!!

[oaf]

... Right, I forgot. You grew up in that church, didn't you?

[2/3] ACTUALLY NO

[oaf]

... But that's not the point here!

okay now done

[oaf]

[...]

Lagoon!

[oh what the hell he doesn't even know what he's saying anymore. this is too weird.]

My name is L'Arc Bright Lagoon. Ring any bells, Mr. Babies-Aren't-Born-Grown-Up?