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jiros verslan ([personal profile] subservience) wrote in [community profile] fictionalized2012-11-13 12:03 am

log; and then everyone died

[... Jiros is actually not quite sure what to do in this situation. Or about being dead, really. His thoughts are somewhere along the lines of '... well, shit' and 'damn' and 'I guess I'm dead'.

...

Oh, and he's being attacked by frogs. That's kind of important too.

SO YEAH RUNNING LIKE THE WIND and half-looking for someone to partner up with though really how is he supposed to tell who else is dead—]
inexistence: (birthdays are good for your health)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ #deal with it jiros. he only laughs here. is it your imagination, or did it sound sliiiightly maniacal? ]

Oh, you won't have to worry about that. I'd worry more about yourself--

[ a gush of flames-- he walks up, flicking the pin and snapping it out of the air. heat bursts with every flick. ]

-- incoming claw! [ aaaand celandine ducks. ]
inexistence: (yes I wear glasses)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he can't see the future jiros!!! just take it as it comes--

and then, he'll smoothly duck behind the bear, and flick the pin again. the bear roars, singed, and it blindly twists towards him. ]
inexistence: (I've had perfectly wonderful blowjobs)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
-- I hate being the bait-- [ he says this with a familiar tone of long-sufferance, as though he's, in fact, very, very used to playing the bait.

and being rather good at it. because before the bear turns its attention back, he distracts it with another burst of flame, before ducking out of its angry, graffiti claws. ]
inexistence: (haha frolicking through fields you say)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YEAH, but he's not gonna take care of you.

like right now.

another burst of flame and suddenly, he ducks out of the bear's range entirely. leaving it to roar angrily and turn on you, Jiros. ]
inexistence: (yes I wear glasses)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yw jiros.

but huh, it seems like you've dropped the stuffy attitude. even though he's kind of fighting for his life right now, he has to grin. ]


Not yet, Jiros. Goodness, don't be so polite-- [ aaaand, he flicks another pin into the air, before catching that one, too. focusing on a nearby bicycle, he imagines it careening into the bear.

.... one bicycle flying at an enraged bear, coming up. ]
inexistence: (haha frolicking through fields you say)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ aaaand bear is getting beaned by a bicycle. letting that pin recharge, he adds another burst of flames. ]

You'd spoil me! I'm looking forward to it-- [ aaaand gonna focus on trying to move this vending machine now. jiros go and be bait this time :T ]
inexistence: (I want to write my own eulogy)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'll settle for some swearing--

whoops, it's a bit too heavy. he frowns here, and tries again, snapping at the pin. give him a minute more-- ]
inexistence: (nothing is written in stone)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Celandine's brows furrow. he snaps at the pin with an audible crack. suddenly, the vending machine goes hurtling--

right at the bear. who keens when it crashes right into it, glass shattering.

... that might be a bottle of water falling out of the broken vending machine heading your way, Jiros. ]
inexistence: (I've had perfectly wonderful blowjobs)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ celandine just shoots a tight, controlled smile at Jiros.

and mimes dodging motions.












...... yeah, you should probably dodge right now, because the bear picked up a car and seems to want to smash into you-- ]
inexistence: (yes I wear glasses)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ fine fine geez he's already put some effort into it, you'd think that Jiros would be more grateful--

setting off another round of flames, he starts to lure the bear's attention away-- in a circle. essentially blasting off bits of flame successively until the bear is drawn off of Jiros, focusing its attention on him. ]


Can you climb? We need a vantage-- go for the eyes.
inexistence: (I've had perfectly wonderful blowjobs)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ and there is a car!!! it's upright and everything. have fun, yo. celandine just gives jiros another tight little smile, before dodging and rolling in order to avoid a bear smash!!!!

splintered rock cuts a line of red across his face. he tsks, and snaps another round of flames. ]


You'd better hurry-- I can't play with it forever, you know.
inexistence: (haha frolicking through fields you say)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-01-05 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
About as much as I need you? [ that would be celandine pulling at telephone wiring, using that pin to help him wrap it around the bear's neck like a noose.

momentarily off-balanced, the bear tips to one side in Jiros' direction, making it easier to access. ]
inexistence: (one day I'm gonna stop trying)

[personal profile] inexistence 2013-02-02 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ and that is one blinded bear-- ]

Goodness, don't make me take the lead all the time. Out of the way~

[ he transitions smoothly, snapping his fingers for another burst of flame. ]

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