Because the Princess likes him. If you were to ask him—but I don't know why you would, since no one asked for his opinion because he barely even counts as a person—he'd give some crap about being childhood friends, but y'know, I've known her for ten years! That makes me a childhood friend too! So who cares if he's got a few more years on me? It's the quaaaaality of the time spent together, not the quantity. Right? You get what I'm saying?
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Because the Princess likes him. If you were to ask him—but I don't know why you would, since no one asked for his opinion because he barely even counts as a person—he'd give some crap about being childhood friends, but y'know, I've known her for ten years! That makes me a childhood friend too! So who cares if he's got a few more years on me? It's the quaaaaality of the time spent together, not the quantity. Right? You get what I'm saying?